It only took a day for the first piece of batshittingly insane hate mail to arrive. And, holy hot fuck, it is delicious. He accuses me of lying about my name (I’m not; you guys can totally ask my mom) and then – here’s where it gets really good – I apparently stole “Stevie J” BECAUSE RACISM.
I mean, obviously.
Here we are. In its entirety.
From: Stevie J. <email@example.com>
Subject: What’s in a name?
Congratulations on another successful theft of intellectual property! First, there was Stevie J Wonder, a black man [and musical genius] ~then there was me, Stevie J Kyles [another black man of lesser acclaim]. Both conceived LONG before you were even thought of ~yet, you take it upon yourself to steal, copy, plagiarize and otherwise acquire [under false pretenses, and without due compensation] the property of black ingenuity ~the coolest name on he planet! Shame on you, white lady, shame on you …indeed!
Seriously. How FUCKING AWESOME is the level of crazy town this guy lives in?