Welcome. I am Stevie West. You are not. This is essentially all any of you need to know and yet I have been assured it is required I share more. I assume it is the sexism. Fine.
I live in Southern California, which proves there was at least one time in my life I made a poor decision. I train schmancy dancing horses, which mostly means I wear a tight jacket while looking down my nose at you because it’s harder than you think to train a beast of burden to trot fancily in place. I’m also training beasts of the two legged variety; my main goal as a parent is to make sure I’m not raising democrats. I enjoy expensive gin. Occasionally I write a little.