Category Archives: Because Shut Up

The Inconvenient Truth About Earth Day

Happy “We’re really celebrating the birthday of one of our leftist heroes, Lenin, in addition to the eco-tyranny we’re pushing, but we don’t want to advertise our love of the Bolsheviks to the aggressively ignorant masses, so we’ll call it … Continue reading

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If You’re an Idiot, Go Ahead and Hop Off My Side

I’m going to type slowly so everyone, even the simple among us, can understand my words. If you’re an idiot, get the entire fuck off my side and out of my way. If you do things to hurt, rather than … Continue reading

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You People Are So Sensitive About Math Lately

It took me forever to figure out why Super Seriously Passionate World Changing Facebook Activists all changed their profile pictures to an equals sign yesterday. Mostly because I hate math almost as much as I hate people who cannot be … Continue reading

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